the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

PLEASE SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE

whyprofessorwhy:

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Shit happened to Ferguson is happening in Hong Kong right now!

Students were just protesting peacefully for genuine democracy around Admiralty and Central, yet the police forced used pepper spray, tear gas and violence to disperse the crowd. According to the protesters, the police even raided a first aid booth with pepper spray.

Sign the White House Petition

Join Overseas Events

princess-fucking-steve:

*drops out*
  • high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
  • high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
  • school administrator: shit shit
  • high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
  • school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
  • high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
  • high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
  • high school boy: /explodes

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

adventuresinchemistry:

Seduce me with science puns

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